Wednesday, June 22, 2011

I'm Russia

That's me right there. I'm HUGE. I'm so big I'm on two continents. How many countries can say that? Turkey, you don't count. In fact, I am the largest country on the entire planet.

Hail to the king, baby. Look how big I am.

I've got a lot of people, too. 138,739,892 to be exact. That makes me 9th in the whole world.

There's a lot going on in Russia. My GDP is $2.223 trillion. That's a lot of zeros. I produce a lot of oil and gas.

Those funny letters are Cyrillic, the writing I use.

Anyway, gotta run. Gonna go hang with my friends Belarus and Ukraine. Das Vadanya.