That's me right there. I'm HUGE. I'm so big I'm on two continents. How many countries can say that? Turkey, you don't count. In fact, I am the largest country on the entire planet.
Hail to the king, baby. Look how big I am.
I've got a lot of people, too. 138,739,892 to be exact. That makes me 9th in the whole world.
There's a lot going on in Russia. My GDP is $2.223 trillion. That's a lot of zeros. I produce a lot of oil and gas.
Those funny letters are Cyrillic, the writing I use.
Anyway, gotta run. Gonna go hang with my friends Belarus and Ukraine. Das Vadanya.
